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		<title>Stop Chewing on Your Shoes! Product Recall</title>
		<link>http://0009.org/blog/2009/03/08/stop-chewing-on-your-shoes-product-recall/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 20:09:51 +0000</pubDate>
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(Via Children&#8217;s Flip Flops Recalled by Alpargatas Due to Violation of Lead in Paint Standard.)


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My Pretty Red Shoes



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<p>(Via <a href="http://www.cpsc.gov/cpscpub/prerel/prhtml09/09137.html">Children&#8217;s Flip Flops Recalled by Alpargatas Due to Violation of Lead in Paint Standard</a>.)</p>


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<li><a href='http://0009.org/blog/2008/03/18/my-pretty-red-shoes/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: My Pretty Red Shoes'>My Pretty Red Shoes</a></li>
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		<title>Smiling and Morphing</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 06:08:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>YouTube &#8211; Time lapse of a baby playing with his toys</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 19:47:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fekaylius</dc:creator>
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via: youtube
(Via YouTube &#8211; Time lapse of a baby playing with his toys.)


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<p>via: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vNxjwt2AqY">youtube</a></p>
<p>(Via <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vNxjwt2AqY">YouTube &#8211; Time lapse of a baby playing with his toys</a>.)</p>


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		<title>the slowest kickturn</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2007 15:02:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jason</dc:creator>
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		<title>Fisher-Price SUCKS</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2007 19:01:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is a nail fasteners that comes off the toy, posing a hazard.
Parents started reporting this issue  2002, Fisher-Price did nothing. Then, because they didn&#8217;t issue a recall, in December 2002, a 14-month old child aspirated one of the nail fasteners into his lung. The child was taken to the hospital and underwent an [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.service.mattel.com/us/recall.asp"><img style="border:0px solid silver;padding:8px 8px 20px 8px;" src="http://www.service.mattel.com/us/img/logos_fisherprice.gif" align="left"></a>There is a nail fasteners that comes off the toy, posing a hazard.<br />
Parents started reporting this issue  2002, Fisher-Price did nothing.<br/> Then, <i>because they didn&#8217;t issue a recall</i>, in December 2002, a 14-month old child <b>aspirated one of the nail fasteners into his lung</b>. The child was taken to the hospital and underwent an emergency surgical procedure to have the metal nail fastener removed.</p>
<p>Federal Law mandates immediate reporting to the <a href="http://www.cpsc.gov">CPSC</a> after getting legit reports, Fisher-Price botched that one too. So they are being fined almost a million bucks, and yes they finally have <a href="http://www.cpsc.gov/cpscpub/prerel/prhtml07/07119.html">issued a recall</a> where they will send you a repair kit for the toy, but they sure don&#8217;t make it easy. We DO actually have this toy (disclaimer: gifted), so I called their recall line at (866) 259-7873, and got a slew of menues, and the notice that they really didn&#8217;t want to talk to me in person, but that i&#8217;d be happier if i went online to complain.  I wanted to interact with a human, the human that answered was impatient with the fact that i didn&#8217;t know the product number for the toy i was talking about, <i>&#8220;we make several models of that toy, i can&#8217;t help you if you don&#8217;t have the product number&#8221;</i>.</p>
<p>Great, thanks a lot.  </p>
<p><a href="http://www.service.mattel.com/us/recall.asp"><img style="border:1px solid silver;padding:8px 8px 20px 8px;" src="http://www.cpsc.gov/cpscpub/prerel/prhtml03/03111.jpg" /></a></p>
<p>THIS is exactly why you should never buy the garbage that is being dumped on the market by toy industry giants.  And here is an <a href="http://www.enchantedlearning.com/crafts/box/barn/">example of a barn</a> that you can make with your kids instead of supporting companies like Fisher-Price and their parent Mattel.
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<p><a href="http://www.cpsc.gov/cpscpub/prerel/prhtml07/07119.html"><img style="border:1px solid silver;padding:8px 8px 20px 8px;" src="http://www.surgery.wisc.edu/cardio/lungcancer/images/5_mediastinalbiospy.jpg" /></a></p>
<p>also, if you aren&#8217;t afraid of a little pro-islam sentiment, and perhaps a little conspiracy theory, check out <a href="http://www.proislam.com/boycott_mattel.htm">this rundown</a> of a very popular meme about Mattel&#8217;s Cyber Patrol software and it&#8217;s deep political tentacles.</p>


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